I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old
*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again
"when i was your age-"
*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin
one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris
So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
when you see someone with the same icon as you
do you ever just stare at your homework and cry